Quiet Missions 001: Grocery Day
This isn’t shopping. It’s a civilian ambush inside a fluorescent war zone.
You’re not here for produce—you’re here for survival. This book is your tactical field manual for navigating emotional landmines in grocery store aisles: judgmental glances, identity crisis in the frozen food section, and the existential dread of checkout lane small talk.
Brutally honest, darkly funny, and painfully accurate, Grocery Day dissects the modern psychological breakdown hiding in plain sight—beneath sale signs, cart collisions, and coupon guilt.
Mission objective: Escape with your dignity, a semi-complete list, and your soul intact.
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